A Man Walked Up To A Vending Machine, Put In A Coin, And Pressed The Button Labeled, "Coffee, Double Cream, Sugar.

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A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed
the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared.
Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the
other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain
where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's
real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for
you!"

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