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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
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  others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet another faction who claims that he wanted to work at the post office...
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  After examining the man, the doctor said "I think you are alright, but just the same before you leave I would like a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample....
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