How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventeen. One talks in Congress for 5 hours about how the lack of family
values in this country symbolizes the burning out of a light bulb. Two more
rant and rave about how it was the Democrat's fault that the light bulb
burned out in the first place. Three more talk in hushed whispers about how
this whole light bulb thing could escalate into something soon. Two more
are about to change the light bulb, but decide instead to attend a
fund-raising dinner. And the rest spend the remainder of the week forming a
Congressional Light-Bulb Fixing Task Force.
Nobody, of course, ever gets around to changing the light bulb...
