Why Do You Need A Drivers Licence To Buy Liquor When You Cannot Drink And Drive?

Why Do You Need A Drivers Licence To Buy Liquor When You Cannot Drink And Drive?

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Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cannot drink and
drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
frying pan?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

Why does sour cream have a use-by date?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

You know that little indrestructable black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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