A man had a weird illness. Whenever he broke wind, it made the sound
"Honda". He asked his doctor about it but the doctor (after months of
tests and literature-reading) could not figure it out. Finally, just
before he was about to give up, he had an idea! "I'll call the Honda
Company in Japan and ask the company doctor!" Well, he called the
Japanese doctor and was told by him to see if the patient had an
abscess in his teeth somewhere. Sure enough, there was, and when it
was treated the other affliction ended! When the doctor asked his
Japanese counterpart how he could make such a great diagnosis over
the phone from such a long distance away the man replied:
