I Heard This Exchange Between Baltimore Approach And A C-172 About 3pm On March 1st.

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I heard this exchange between Baltimore Approach and a C-172 about 3pm
on March 1st. I missed the first part of the exchange, but the part I
did hear follows. The tail number has been changed to protect the
guilty...

Balto: N12345, Type of aircraft?

N12345: Cessna 172

Balto: N12345, sqwalk 54xx, cleared to enter the TCA.

N12345: I don't really want to go through the TCA, I'm going north.
I just want flight following.

Balto: Ok, N12345, resume own navigation.

N12345: What?

Balto: N12345, resume own navigation.

N12345: I don't understand.

Balto: (very slowly) R e s u m e o w n n a v i g a t i o n.

N12345: What does that mean?

Balto: It means you do the navigating.

N12345: Oh. Ok.

Balto: N12345, are you aware you're approaching R-4001?

N12345: Uh, no. That's why I want flight following.

Balto: Oh. Which way do you want to go around it?

N12345: Which way can I go?

Balto: West or east.

N12345: I'll go west.

Balto: N12345, I suggest you find I-95 and stay west of it. Ok?

N12345: Uh, ok...west of I-95. Thanks.

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