The S. I. Hayakawya Plan
At The Last Moment, As Skylab Begins To Break Into 1,000-pound Chunks,
We Change Its Orbit So That It Only Falls On Poor People.
At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks,
we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people.
Hayakawa, the Republican senator from California, announced in May
that the best way to solve the enery problem is to let the price of
gas go up as high as possible so that poor people can no longer drive.
Next month, if Skylab falls on the poor, it would solve their other
problems, like eating and breathing.
Some criticism of this plan has already been made. When asked how
he could condone taking the lives of such people, Sen. Hayakawa
responded: "You call that living?"
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Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...