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• Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a VW? A: All of them.
• How can you tell if an Ethiopian woman is pregnant?
  Hold her up to the light. What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?...
• Q: How many Ethiopians can you keep in your bathtub? A: None. They keep slipping down the drain.
• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
• How do you get 100 babies in a telephone booth? Blender.
• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• How many Indiana University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• Q:" How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after the graduate....
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...