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  "A:" All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after the graduate....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many I.U. students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....