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  The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead....
• Once upon a time, a man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared.
  The genie offered him one wish (he was a stingy genie)....
• One Wish A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie....
• genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....
• These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were shipwrecked on a desert island.
  The German found this smokey bottle. So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther (the German was a really nice guy)....
• Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
  You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
• A Little Planning Goes a Long Way Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....