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• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• wo guys walk into a bar - one is very handsome, and obviously quite well off
  he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters....
• The first guy told them about their car, and wondered if he could possibly give them a hand.
  "Well, it's too d*amn late out, I s'pose you could stay the night here, on the grounds that you keep yer paws off my wife and daughter....
• Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar when one of them pulls a miniature grand piano out of his pocket and sets it down on the bar.
  Next he produces a little man about a foot high from his other pocket and sets him down on the bar....
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
  I can see your angles have lots of Secs.&quo...
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...