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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up.
  The first one came and said to him, "Hello, I'm Bill....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
  He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....
• Good Bye, Mother... A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....