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Q: What has 300 legs and 7 teeth? A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Have you heard about the NEW Feminine Hygiene spray?
It's called S.S.Y. It takes the PU out of puSSY...
How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? Not even God could take a rib from a Black man!
If at first you don't succeed... Don't Try Skydiving!
This lawyer walked into a bar with a toad on his head and ordered a beer.
Bartender served him and asked "what's that?" "I don't know", said the toad, "it started out as a wart on my ass....
A blind man is standing on the corner waiting for the street light to change so he can cross the street.
He is holding his familiar red and white cane and in the other arm is a bag of grocerie...
This guy was sittin' out on his porch. Up the way, he saw his hillbilly neighbor holding up one of his pigs in an apple tree.
The pig was eating the apples. Whenever the pig got full, he sa...
Little Johnnie was constantly telling stories & exaggerating.
In desperation, his parents decided they'd try sending him off to sunday school....
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....

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