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How come in 1967, the Jews beat Egypt in just 6 days? Because the equipment was rented!
A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it in circles!...
This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in carrying a duck under her arm.
Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck....
Q. Did you here about the carload of Hoosiers that froze to death at the drive in?
A. They were trying to get in to see "Closed for the Season" !!...
Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....
An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome, Alaska.
The mayor of New York offered a million dollars to anyone who could rid the city of pigeons.
Why were women given two sets of lips? So they could piss and moan at the same time.
Definition of a Jewish dilemma: Free ham.

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