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• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• Three recently deceased college graduates, one from Harvard, one from Baylor and the last from Texas A&M, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
  The Gates were in desperate need of repair, so St....
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• Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
  "Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
• Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the Pearly Gates at the same time.
  St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy Stewart, right?...
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