Luck O' The Irish
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean And Shamus, Were Stumbling Home Late One Night
And Found Themselves On The Road Which Led Past The Old Graveyard.
Luck O' The Irish
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night
and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God
bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole. It says here
that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and
exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
