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• Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research
• For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" .
  .. a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt....
• A "classified government laboratory" in Great Britain has allegedly reported successful replication of of the "Fleischmann Cold Fusion Effect" (note they didn't mention Pons)
  with some subtile difference in technique. The principal difference appears to be that the electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred....
• How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Wesleyan's boycotting GE . . . you know, military-industrial complex and all that....
• How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) MY GOD!! IT BURNT OUT!! SELL ALL MY G.E. STOCK NOW!...
• Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?" 12345: "No....I am a male hispanic.
• just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.
  "No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candidate....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subjec...
• COMPUTERWORLD 1 April CREATORS ADMIT UNIX, C HOAX In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry
  Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie and Brian Kernighan admitted that the Unix operating system and C programming language created by them is an elaborate April Fools prank kept alive for over 20 years....