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How Many Investment Brokers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) MY GOD!! IT BURNT OUT!! SELL ALL MY G.E. STOCK NOW!!!!!
2) Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and
sell it before it crashes.
Related:
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy. 2) What?! And ruin my nails???...
How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket....
Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
How many bikers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....