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From peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com Fri Aug 25 05:30:05 1989
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From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast)
Subject: sad but true....
Keywords: true, funny
Date: 25 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT
{ed Looks like this was collected from the various discussions of
this in comp.misc a long while ago.}
Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer
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When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me
to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette
failures. I said in the memo that the disks were failing due to head
crashes. "If the customers would just clean their heads periodically, we
wouldn't have these problems," I said in the memo. One customer responded
with "What kind of shampoo do you recommend?"
Related:
ed Looks like this was collected from the various discussions of
this in comp. misc a long while ago.}
Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer
---------------------------------------------
When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me
to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette
failures....
