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• Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer --------------------------------------------- When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M
  3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures....
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• Computer novices Computer novices may feel like they're alone these day
  but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway....
• WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
  2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
• MS Windows and the Borg Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?
  And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?...
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....