From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT
From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Phil OKunewick)
Subject: When you wish upon a leprechaun...
Keywords: smirk, nasty word
Date: 21 Jul 88 15:30:03 GMT
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP
This fella catches a leprechaun.
(I'm sure you all know the standard beginning of leprechaun stories.
We'll skip this part...)
...so finally the leprechaun says, "Aye, ye shall have yar wish."
"When?"
"Tonight, whilst ye are asleep, it shall come ta ye."
That night, he wakes up to a knock on the door. He opens it to
see a burning cross on his front lawn, and 6 white-robed, hooded figures
on his front porch.
The leader, rope in hand, walks up to him and says, "Are yew the
one that wanted tuh be hung lahk a nigger?"
