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  -- Old Chinese saying...
• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• A truly wise man knows he's a fool.
• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
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• BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
  Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
• A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad.
  They take a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and let him run away into the Old City....