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• This morning, one of our users told me of something he'd read about businesses and UNIX.
  It appears that many businesses are buying UNIX rather than VMS (thereby annoying DEC) because of it's simplicity in generating reports and other day-to-day business applications....
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...