This Morning, One Of Our Users Told Me Of Something He'd Read About Businesses And UNIX.

This Morning, One Of Our Users Told Me Of Something He'd Read About Businesses And UNIX.

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This morning, one of our users told me of something he'd read
about businesses and UNIX. It appears that many businesses are buying
UNIX rather than VMS (thereby annoying DEC) because of it's simplicity
in generating reports and other day-to-day business applications.

He was wondering if we could get this wonderfully simple UNIX, to
replace the complicated and confusing UNIX we currently have.

---Duck

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