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• TORONTO, Oct 3, 1988 - Ben Johnson was charged today with speeding.
  His Ferrari was clocked significantly higher than the 100km/h limit on highway 401 (similar to an interstate, but about 14 lanes wide)....
• Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  brown@mfci.UUCP Subject: I'm with him Keywords: rec....
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  eve@oakhill.UUCP (steve) Subject: Re: Trains. Keyword...
• Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subjec
  line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06...
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  jss2z@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu (Jeffrey S. Salowe) Subjec...
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flag...