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From: jss2z@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu (Jeffrey S. Salowe)
Subject: Poor Ben
Keywords: true, smirk
Date: 18 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT

I heard this joke from a friend, and he attributed it to another friend.
This is purported to be a true quotation.

Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether
he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would
prefer a gold medal because "no one can ever take it away from me."

Jeff Salowe

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Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record.
He said that he would prefer a gold medal because "no one can ever take it away from me....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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