Big Jokes

From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
From: hdunne@amethyst.ma.arizona.edu (|-|ugh) Subjec
Law and Order Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:58 GMT Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer....
From: bgwolfe@ut-emx.UUCP (Michael Wolfe) Subjec
Deathbed humour Date: 5 Jul 88 18:07...
From: msb@sq.com.UUCP (Mark Brader) Subject: Quality Control Date
5 Jul 88 18:07:08 GMT >From an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail...
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received
by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: knurlin@trwspf....
Yup they're gonna open some 300 Pizza huts back in the ole USSR.
I can just see the promotion campaigns: With each pizza get a free glass from our "Heroes of the Revolution" collection....
In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.
Ninety-seven percent responded that they did. Henry Ca...
From the Detroit News, June 8, 1988 Dateline: Santa Ana, California.
A man was fined $...
This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Large').
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard....