Related:

• THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Better save that.
  We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop....
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• 28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
  2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
• I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off.
• What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....