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I Stay In Marvelous Shape! I Worry It Off.
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I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off.
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
REASONS TO STAY STRESSED: * STRESS HELPS YOU SEEM IMPORTANT
Anyone as stressed as you must be working very hard and, therefore, is probably doing something very crucial....
What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....
The Shape I am In... There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in....
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
I'm only happy when I worry about stuff.
I would go to the end of the world for you. Yes, but would you stay there?
I know this is off-topic, but...