A Blonde Was Walking Along, When She Looked Up To Observe A Bird Flying Overhead.

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A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've
hit me right in the face!!!"

Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.

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