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391 Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
392 A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever....
393 Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
394 Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one....
413. The new blonde secretary was having trouble in her new job, and heard some of her co-workers laughing about how dumb she was.
That evening she went home and studied map of the United States. T...
414. Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good blow-job?
A: The sheets are sucked up your ass....
415. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'....
416. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List....

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