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How Many Allegheny Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
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How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.
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How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....