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  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
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• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....