How Many MIT Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report....
How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....