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• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
• How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....