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  A: Three. Two holding the ladder, and one to screw the bulb into the faucet....
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  A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....
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