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• Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
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• Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
  "Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....
• Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $
  .95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone......
• Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
  I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
• One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
  Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
• I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• I can't come to the phone now, so... hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• The World According to Andy Rooney.... ** On Ads In Bill
  Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?...