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I Don't Exist At The Moment, But If You Leave Your Message, Name And Number, I'll Call You Back When I Am.
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I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am...
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I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone....