Hello, This Is David. I Don't Live Here, So If You Were Trying To Call Me, You've Dialed The Wrong Number.

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Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.

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