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• Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
• Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
• Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
• Q: Why do so many black people wear high heels? A: So their knuckles won't scrape when they walk.
• Why do ballerinas wear tight outfits? -So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splitz.
• Why do women sky divers wear tampons? So they won't whistle on the way down.
• Q: Why do women sky divers wear tampons? A: So they won't whistle on the way down.
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• Why do beach combers never starve at the beach? Because of all the sand-which-is there.