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Q: Why Do Elephants Have Red Balls? A: So They Can Hide In Cherry Trees.
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Q: Why do elephants have red balls?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle?
A: Girraffes eating cherries.
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