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• What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
  You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant....
• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  You will have to wait 22 months....
• How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
• How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.
• Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...