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• In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union, a British mathematician travels to Moscow to speak in the seminar of a famous Russian professor.
  He starts his talk writing a theorem on the board....
• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• Once there was a Russian who had a pen-pal who lived in Africa.
  They had written each other letters for about 2 years, when the African sent a letter to his Russian friend announcing his plans to come to Russia and visit him....
• If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery.
  It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin....
• If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Soviet Weekly in English: There is a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic printers and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years....
• Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression.
  Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one small test....
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....