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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Moscow Hotel near Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
• You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave.
• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets!
• Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
• Seen in the men's room: Stand close, It's *shorter* than you think.
• Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Paris.