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• Courteous And Efficient Self-Service.
• A man was having a problem of a personal nature, so he went to a doctor.
  The doctor examined him and said, "You have what we call Hong Kong dong....
• 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
• 174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
  A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• You have reached (recites number here). No one is available to speak with you right now because we either are not here or don't feel like picking up the phone.
  If you are a burglar, we have two hungy dobermans downstairs for your convenience....
• NEW SIMPLIFIED, PLAIN ENGLISH HOMEOWNERS POLICY-SPECIAL FORM The ______________Insurance Company has issued this policy to ______ _________________for a period of _____ year(s) ending promptly at midnigh
  standard time on ______________. Property Locatio...