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  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
• 174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
  A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....
• A man was having a problem of a personal nature, so he went to a doctor.
  The doctor examined him and said, "You have what we call Hong Kong dong....
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• 145 There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell.
  When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell....
• Ding, dong, the witch is dead!