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• Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here.
• For best results: DEL *.* !!!
• The Census Bureau reports there ard fewer laundries and dry cleaners in the U.
  S. than in the past. Apparently some of them weren't able to remove red ink stains....
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• For best results, squeeze from bottom of tube.
• Should be read umop apisdn for best resul
• A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
  After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires....
• What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....