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  Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was....
• Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your trousers?
  "Ah," said Paddy. "They're hand grenades. Next time that queer O'Flaherty comes feeling my balls, I'll blow his bloody fingers off!...
• A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
  After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires....