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• Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb only minutes before.
  As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins and across the pavement before them....
• Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
  "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick....
• Paddy the Irishman is on holiday with his girlfriend in Las Vegas.
  One night they, after paying a fortune for tickets, they go out to a club where, as paddy assures his friend, they will mingle with the stars....
• Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled
  Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick....
• Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
  "Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
• What's Irish and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture.