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Why Do Indian Women Have A Red Dot On Their Foreheads?
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Why do Indian women have a red dot on their foreheads?
Because their husbands are always using their index finger to
poke them between their eyes (right above their nose) and say
"Why you so ##****&~!*ing ugly?
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